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July 23, 2004

Go on a baloon ride:

The Tard Blog

This is a great letter and response: E-mail from the opposition.

PLEASE PULL THE TRIGGER!!!:

July 22, 2004

GAY ROBOT

July 12, 2004

July 9, 2004

July 8, 2004

Why I love water parks:

For Corona Lovers!

Are you average?

Ever have one of these days:

July 2, 2004:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESSA!!!

This is hilarious: This lasts for almost 30 minutes. But grab some lunch and listen to this, IT IS AWESOME! IROQ Camero

June 23, 2004:

Been in Brazil for a while, been busy, but took a little time at lunch here to see what was out there in cyberspace:

Can you believe this guy was elected TWICE?
Say what you want about W. At least he's not using his term as president to pimp fat chicks and lie to keep from being impeached.

June 4, 2004:

THE BEST NEWS IN A LONG TIME!
CREED BREAKS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click Pic To See Why (Not that it matters, it's just great they did)

June 3, 2004:

Redneck Surfing

By Tyrone Greene (aka Eddie Murphy SNL)

Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L my land lord!

Hunt or be HUNTED!

June 2, 2004: Busy day, so here is some quick fun:

A Couple of these may take a minute to load, so like Axl Rose, you may "need a little patience".

June 1, 2004:

A Good Recipe PB&J Also a great song to listen to whilst eating this recipe: PB&J Song

Goofy Dancer1 Goofy Dancer2 Goofy Dancer3 Goofy Dancer4 Goofy Dancer5 Goofy Dancer6 Goofy Dancer7 Original Crop 1 Crop 2

Ghetto1 Ghetto2 Ghetto3 Ghetto4 Ghetto5 Ghetto6 Ghetto7 Ghetto8 Ghetto9 Ghetto10 Ghetto11 Ghetto12 Ghetto13 Ghetto14 Ghetto15 Ghetto16 Ghetto17

Marlin Yellowfin Fillets

I don’t mind that she’s breast-feeding strangers in bars. That’s gross, but it’s not my problem. The real bummer about this is when she gets home and starts feeding her real babies and they’re all blinking their eyes confused, wondering why there’s Hennessy juice all over their mother’s tits.

I think about 96 percent of the population knows that club dancing is used to simulate some kind of sex act that you’re supposed to try out for real after you get home. So why the fuck is this guy letting a woman “freak” him? Does he want to take her home and stuff her cunt in his ass?

Can you believe there’s still shitheads out there wearing trucker hats?